Posted by: hamede | May 29, 2007

Top 14 reasons why chocolate is better than sex:

1- you can get chocolate.

2- chocolate satisfies even when it,s gone soft.

3- you can safely have chocolate while driving.

4- chocolate lasts as long as you want to.

5- you can have chocolate in front of your mother.

6- tow people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

7- the word”commitment” doesn,t scare off chocolate.

8- you can have chocolate on your desk during working hours w/out upsetting your workmates.

9- you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

10- with chocolate there,s no need to fake it.

11- chocolate doesn,t make you pregnant.

12- you can have chocolate any time of the month.

13- Good chocolate is easy to find.

14- you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

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Responses

  1. Very cute!! even, ‘tasteful’!

  2. OK I get the hint ! I am off to have a chocolate bar and maybe a cup of hot coco as well ! Man you made me crave chocolate now !

  3. heheh , nice

    and nice NEw look 😉 it COOL

  4. 😀

    VERY hilarious 😀

  5. el kalam hada bewade el nar !!
    ya 3eebo ya 3eebo

  6. Kinzi,thank you.

  7. Munther,ya get some.

  8. Qabbani,thank,s.

  9. Irc president,thank yoy for you,r comment and welcome to halwasat.

  10. Sharifo,ahlan wa sahlan shoo 7aram wa ma 7aram shoo da5al al shiiglata fee al 7asheesh wa ma hasheesh is monday tusday or friday.

  11. This is hilarious…

    And you reminded me, it’s been a while since I had a chocolate.

  12. Thank you sel3 go get some.

  13. this is unusal for a post!!!

    🙂

  14. عيب عاللي بزعلك يازلمة…

    وهي بطلت أتجوز….

    رح أقضيها شوكولاته

    وانشاءالله عمرو ماحدا حوش

  15. Fantasia,is it unusal?

  16. Abed,ya man good luck to you.

  17. hehehehehehe
    this is so funny …
    choco is so yame yame ….:P
    by the way : mabrok el new look hala2 awal mara bshofo 😛

  18. Thank you bara2.

  19. coool 🙂 Nice blog

  20. Vagueraz,thank you v m.


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