Posted by: hamede | June 9, 2007

Halwasat.

Nixon-watergate.

clinton-zippergate.

nixon-his vic president was a Greek.

clinton-his vic president is a geek.

nixon-couldn,t stop kissinger.

clinton-couldn,t stop kissing her.

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. you know a cow was murdered for that jacket? she sneered i replied in a psychotic tone, i didn,t know there were any witnesses. now i,ll have to kill you too.”

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Q-what is the definitive oxford english dictionary definition of a nymphomaniac?

A-a woman that can trip you up,and then get underneath you before you hit the ground!.

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There is a new statute in pennsylvania that all lawyers must be buried 20 feet under.

You see, they,ve found out that deep down all lawyers are really good.

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Responses

  1. loool i liked clinton and nixon one..

    what do you call 10 lawyers at the botom of the ocean?

    a good start

  2. Lol!! 😀

  3. haaa O_o

    haai America met-tha3-thi3a omoorha 🙂

  4. Good one mala2e6.

  5. Glad you like it wonders.

  6. Abed e7em e7em.

  7. benfa3 el wa7ad yed7ak mojamala ?!
    Lo..
    ma2dertesh…ma2dertesh…el lol mesh radia etkamel 7atta….
    menak lelah…menak lelah !!!

  8. Sharifo.

    ah ah mennak ah benfa3 lish la3.


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