Posted by: hamede | August 2, 2007

A teacher gave her fourth-grade students the beginning of a list.

 A teacher  gave her fourth-grade students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one, here are some examples of what they submitted:

The grass is always greener when you leave the sprinkler on.

No news is no newspaper.

It,s better to light one candle than to waste electricity.

It,s always darkest just before i open my eyes.

You have nothing to fear but homework.

If you can,t stand the heat,don,t start the fireplace.

If you can,t stand the heat, go swimming.

Never put off,til tomorrow what you should have done yesterday.

 A penny  saved is nothing in the real world.

The squeaking  wheel gets annoying.

We have nothing to fear but our principal.

I think,therefore i get a headache.

Early to bed and early to rise is first in the bathroom.

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Responses

  1. LOL!!! This is one awesome funny list 🙂

  2. LOOOL 😀 that is funny hehehe i like it .. thanks for sharing 🙂

  3. thanks that was a nice read 🙂

  4. Lool 🙂 Nice and funny post!


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