Posted by: hamede | November 5, 2008

A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died

A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and
went to the Pearly Gates.
Because of crowding, St. Peter told them they had
to pass a test before ascending any further.

Adressing The teacher, he asked, “What was the
name of the famous ship that hit an iceburg and
sank?”

“The Titanic,” she answered and St. Peter motioned
her into heaven.

The thief was next. “How many people died on that
ship?” St. Peter asked.

“Gee, that’s tough,” the man replied. “But luckily
I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500.”
St. Peter let him through.

Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer.
“Name them.”

 

 

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Responses

  1. lol hehe

  2. Glad you like.


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