Posted by: hamede | November 17, 2008

blonde joke.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen
many books on the subject, and finally, after
getting all the necessary “tools” together,
she made for the nearest frozen body of water.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she
started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE
ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a Thermos of cappuccino. And began to cut
yet another hole.

Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed,
“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to
the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool,
and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more. “THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE ICE!” She stopped, looked skyward,
and said, “Is that you, Lord?”

The voice replied, “No…this is the manager
of the hockey rink…”.

2- Blondes at the Mall
A couple of blondes got lost at the mall.  So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says:  YOU ARE HERE
One blonde looks at the other and exclaims:

“WoW! How do they know that

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Responses

  1. Hi Hamede (this is my first time posting on your site) :
    the first blonde joke was extremely funny!

  2. Ziad glad you like ,you are welcome here.

  3. LOOOOL!
    Hope Khalto Kinzi doesn’t get upset with this one 🙂

  4. Qwaider i think Khalto Kinzi like blonde joke.

  5. OK i think she will be mad at us for calling her Khalto.

  6. You guys, you make me laugh, I am too weak to laugh, here is a little ha-ha-ha!!!

    You can call me Khalto without getting a broken nose when you are UNDER 30. After that, significant risk. LOL. ouch. lol. 🙂

    Ziad sent me a hilarious photo. Soon as I figure out how to post it, I will do and link it. 🙂

  7. Kinzi glad you like, no no no more Khalto for me ,i do not know about Qwaider if he want a broken nose .

  8. Thank you Hamede!

  9. Ziad any time .

  10. lool the first one was hilarious!

  11. wonders glad you like it,have a good day.

  12. There are far fewer blondes to offend in Jordan than Tafilis. This must explain why the blonde jokes are getting popular!

    I liked the second one.

  13. Hani how about blondes tafilis.


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