Posted by: hamede | July 12, 2009

A blonde decides to try horseback riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in
the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the
horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. As her head
is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when……..

the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse
off.

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Responses

  1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!HAHA!

    Now that is a laugh to put me to sleep smilin!

  2. glad you like.


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